Saturday, April 1, 2023

Short Cuts (Part II of III)

INFERNO (2001)
THE LANDLADY (2013)
SELKIE (2014)

Caroline Munro has an ornament fixation in THE LANDLADY.

AS the bombastic, blockbuster ethic of 1980s cinema developed, there was less need for supporting features. And with the dawning of the Internet, young filmmakers looked for other avenues of funding. For example, of the three entries considered here, INFERNO was commissioned by Channel 4, THE LANDLADY received funding on an Indiegogo campaign, and SELKIE turned to Kickstarter. Twenty-five minute THE LANDLADY has cult favourite Caroline Munro as the titular character, in a bitesize portmanteau with delicious EC Comics and Amicus riffs.

Four vignettes are set across four decades, each having a young female taking a room: in Munchies a hippy chick (Marian Elizabeth), in Drum Solo a punk (Zoe Grisedale), in Kitty a Michael Jackson-obsessed girl (Gina Jones), and The Visitor is set in modern day (with Sara-Jane Howard). The Landlady herself is steeped in Victorian values (and dress sense), listening to classical music on her antique radio, while enjoying tea and biscuits. And she only asks the girls to adhere to four rules: no smoking, no loud noises, no pets and no guests after midnight. Of course each rule is broken, with The Landlady leaving magic figurines which enact supernatural revenge. Munro is overtly stilted, leaving the flair to the younger actresses; in her Thriller jacket Jones is a standout in the best section, due to a greater consistency in narrative. All the technical qualities however are excellent, particularly as there is only a room and a staircase to work with.

Emily Booth brings a pinniped/human to life for her pet project SELKIE.

The other two films feature starlet and presenter Emily Booth. Paul Kousoulides' INFERNO is a twenty-eight minute masterclass of the short form, a chaotic but comedic fusion of science fiction, AI and first-person style video games. Two petty criminals Jaz (Sanjeev Bhaskar) and Naz (Nitin Ganatra) - together with gangster Mr Bonecrusher (Alan Talbot) and his hoodlums - are absorbed into a new trail-blazing computer experience. Rife with STAR WARS references, Jaz attempts to save his "Princess" Laura (Booth), a Lara Croft facsimile with a preference for a very large chain gun. Within a constantly looping game level Laura hardly needs rescuing from anything, and as our "heroes" return to their own deadbeat reality, Laura destroys the London Eye with infectious glee. Actually, Booth's role in INFERNO can be seen as an extension of her two years co-hosting and co-writing Channel 4's computer game review show BITS.

The fourteen minute sombre fairy tale SELKIE is directed by Booth's brother from her original treatment. The Selkie sea creature has its roots in Celtic and Norse Myth, changing its form from seal to human by shedding its skin. The story has a typically brooding fisherman (Joseph Rye) finding a Selkie skin on the shore. Subjecting the female form (Booth) to household chores and his lustful needs, he keeps her outer tissue locked away in a trunk. Against this oppressive existence, the hybrid must reclaim her scales to escape and return to the sea. Essentially a mood piece with beautiful cinematography and haunting score, the tale opens up considerably during Booth's transformation, as the viewer shares her mental shifts and natural calling. Playing against her B-movie type Booth is wonderful, bringing the mute Selkie to life with expressive eyes and instinctive movement.